Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…
ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP
you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
associating a song with someone is the best and the worst because it bring out the happiest feelings when things are good but the saddest feelings when theyre not
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
Random Selfie of the Day: when you can’t sleep, slip on your slippers and take mirror pics.