theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

satanspersonallapdancer:

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born

#TeamYourStomachAintFlatButIStillGetTurnedOnSeeingYouNaked

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

sec1993:

associating a song with someone is the best and the worst because it bring out the happiest feelings when things are good but the saddest feelings when theyre not

hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

appropriateattire:

Random Selfie of the Day: when you can’t sleep, slip on your slippers and take mirror pics.

cutieeeeeee

handjob:

when someone tries taking food from your plate

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